Five times Yabu is ashamed to be JUMP's mother and one time he's proud of it. [One-shot]

[mysteriousgal11]

Title:  Five times Yabu is ashamed to be JUMP's mother and one time he's proud of it. [One-shot]
Author: mysteriousgal11
Rating: PG-13 and R
Pairing: YabuNoo and some microscopic pairings.
Summary: The title speaks for itself.

When Hey!Say!JUMP debuted it's immediately decided that Yabu will be the leader, but because of Yabu's persistence that he didn't want to be the leader, the members became gloomy. That's why the best friend and forever prankster Yaotome Hikaru thought of something that will uplift JUMP's mood.

"Are you sure you don't want to be our leader?" Hikaru asked while grinning which showed his crooked teeth.

"Yes." Yabu confirmed.

"If you're not our leader then you'll be our Mama!" Hikaru exclaimed which earned him curious looks from the others. "Minnaaaa!! Yabu will me our group's mother!" he announced to the others.

Chinen then sat on Yabu's lap and smiled cutely. "Yabu-chan is our Mama, then he's Yabumama~" Chinen said then he pecked Yabu's cheeks.

The members clapped while welcoming their mother.

"Curse you Hikaru...curse you.." Yabu mumbled glaring to the direction of Hikaru.

And this is how Yabu became Yabumama.

(1)

Yabu is on his way to their rehearsal room when he heard a loud shrieked from the corridor. Knowing that high pitched shrieked, he immediately ran to the direction of the voice. There he saw Chinen crying his life out because of his pudding that's on the ground.

"Chii, what happened?" Yabu crouched in front of Chinen who started throwing tantrums.

"YABUMAMAAAAAAAA!!!" Chinen shrieked louder. "PUDDINGGGGG!!! RYUTAROOO!!!!BUMPPPPP!!!" The younger one said, shouting every words.

The people around them began looking at them in an amused manner. Others are laughing because of how Chinen called him.

Yabu blushed and then he carried Chinen like a baby. "Shhh~, stop crying. I'll just buy you more and I'll punish Ryutaro later." he said while caressing Chinen's back.

"Hontou?" Chinen looked at him using his puppy eyes.

"Hai, Hontou." Yabu smiled.

"YAYYYYYYY!!! You're the best Mama in the whole world, Yabumamaaaa!" Chinen shouted to the whole cafeteria.

Yabu, already ashamed of the ruckus they're making, immediately bought three puddings while carrying Chinen.

"No doubt he's their Mama, he's so caring" Koyama chuckled while he talked to Shige.

Yabu just simply walked away, blushing, while carrying his baby.

   

(2)

"YABUMAMAAAAAAA!!! HIKARU IS TEASING MEEEE!!!" Ryutaro screamed the moment Yabu entered their share house.

Yabu groaned. He just came back from the taping of Ninkyo Helper and this is what welcomed him.

"Hikaru, stop teasing the youngsters." Yabu said while he sat on their living room couch.

"I can't helped it, they're so cuteeeeeeee~" Hikaru singsonged while wrapping his arms around Keito.

Their doorbell rang and all of them glared at each other to open the door.

Keito bothered by the childishness of his group mates took the initiative to open the door. Kuroki Meisa is at their door, looking for Yabu because apparently the guy forgot his script and Meisa who's living near them is kind enough to give it to Yabu.

Keito blinked then unconsciously said, "Ah, matte ne Kuroki-san, I'll just call Yabumama... Or do you want to get in?"

Meisa giggled with the way Keito called Yabu. "Daijoubu, I'll just wait here, I'm rushing."

Keito nodded and rushed in to call Yabu.

Yabu bowed to Meisa and said his gratitude.

"No problem, Yabumama" Meisa giggled again to Yabu's blushing face and went home.

(3)

Takaki and Daiki is walking on their way home when suddenly Takaki teased Daiki for being a penguin and short. Daiki who's irritated with Takaki suddenly threw his purse and it ended up ruining one of the glass windows of a restaurant. The owner immediately went out to see Takaki and Daiki. The two is depressed and the owner wants to meet their guardian for the fees they need to fixed.

Yabu that time is having his private, sexy time with his "husband" when his phone is ringing nonstop.

"K-Kouuu~ Ahhh~ a-answer your p-phone~ Ahhh~" Inoo said to Yabu who's rocking inside him.

"Tsk, who is that to ruined our time together." Yabu pouted, reaching for his phone while moving deeper to Inoo more.

Yabu answered his phone and he immediately stopped moving. "WHATTTTTT?! I'll be right there!" he ended the call and pulled out of Inoo.

"Bakaki and Pengu ruined a restaurant window, needed to fetch them and pay the owner." Yabu said while he dressed. "The owner said they need the guardian and those two called me. I will kill them later for ruining our moment."

Inoo just smiled and hushed his wife. "Just fetch them Kou-chan, we can still have plenty of time later."

Yabu went to the restaurant and he was irritated the moment he saw the Bakaki and Pengu, shouting help to him. "YABUMAMAAA!!! HELPPPP USSSS.."

The owner just looked at them mad at their noisiness and then looked to Yabu as they discussed about the trouble his "sons" did with the two clinging to him like kids and blaming each other.

"I got two stupid kids." Yabu said to the owner and paid him large amount of money.

(4)

The YamaJima couple is indeed what you can call the "perverted couple" after him and Inoo, but he can't believe that they will go to the extent of having sex in the public toilet.

Yabu is now in the police station, explaining to the officers that sometimes you can't really control hormones, because apparently the two was caught my the janitor and rendered them to the police.

The officer is also questioning him how can he be a mother if he's in fact a guy and asking him how a guy can have a sex change.

"DAMN IT!! I'M A GUY NOT A GIRL. I'M GOING HOME WITH THOSE TWO AND IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SEXUALITY, PLEASE LOOK AT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!" Yabu said storming out of the police station while dragging Yuto and Yamada through their ears.

(5)

The mother of the group is wondering why the silent and gentleman Okamoto Keito like his best friend. Keito is shy while Hikaru doesn't really care about his surroundings. He's observing the two always and he swear in the name of Inoo that if Hikaru made Keito cry, he'll punish him no matter if they're together since they're still a child.

So the moment when Keito stormed in their house, crying while Hikaru gloomily followed him, he ran to grabbed Hikaru. He punched the guy without giving him time for explanation.

"HOW DARE YOU CHEAT!! KEITO GAVE EVERYTHING JUST FOR YOU!! GO OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND RETURN IF YOU'RE ALREADY THOUGHT THE EFFECTS OF YOUR ACTIONS! I'M ASHAMED TO BE YOUR MOTHER!" Yabu shouted to the younger guy, then he followed Keito and comforted him together with Inoo.

(+1)

Yabu doesn't really care about birthdays, for him he's just getting older and he kinda hate it, but now he's sad because the members of his group didn't even bother to greet him, even his "husband"! He thought they're planning a surprise like what they did at Yamda's birthday, but he's wrong, they didn't really remember it. Here he is in his room, curling on his bed emo-ing at his thoughts.

He's being shook awake my his "husband", he doesn't know that he fell asleep. He sat up on his bed and looked at him. "H-Hai? Do you need anything?" He asked while rubbing his eyes.

"Let's go to the living room" Inoo said as he smiled and offered his hand to Yabu.

Yabu took Inoo's hand and he just followed Inoo to their living room, still sleepy.

Inoo covered Yabu's eyes using his hands and whispered, "Happy Birthday Kota." He guided Yabu to their living room. And when Yabu's "husband" uncovered his eyes, he was welcomed by a mini party celebration. All the members of JUMP are there and also Taiyou and Shoon.

"OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU YABUMAMA!!!!!" They all shouted.

Yabu is so touched and he can only say one thing. "I'm proud to be Yabumama." He then cried on Inoo's shoulder earning him laughter from the others, but who cares, he's happy and he love everyone of his children...especially his "husband".

"Don't worry~ you can punish me later Kou-chan" Inoo whispered seductively to him.

This will be an enjoyable night for Yabumama...

A/N This is my gift for Yabumama~ Happy 23^rd birthday to him!! He's my first ichiban in JE (together with Macchan) He's just 12 that timeee TT^TT Imma cryy~

UNBETA-eddd~

Hope you enjoy this fic minna~  
 Actually I wrote another oneee, gonna post it tomorrowww, laziness is at peak~ XDD
The title is.. "Five time Yabu almost killed Hikaru because he's flirting with Inoo, and one time Inoo almost did."

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